POSTCARD: Congratulations

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That friend who had a baby and thinks they're the first person to ever do it.

That neighbor who just got their driver's license at 35.

That relative who won a local sports trophy and won’t stop bragging about it.

Ever feel the need to congratulate someone but with the added touch of sarcasm? This card says it all: "Congratulations, you did something lots of people do." Perfect for those moments when you want to acknowledge their achievement, but let’s be real, it's not that special. Be vague, be anonymous, skip the message, or sign your name!

Comes in three options:

  • Direct: We'll send it from us directly to your jerk, traditional postcard style. You can include a message - or not.

  • Direct in Envelope: We'll send it from us directly to your jerk in an envelope. This protects it from whatever fucked up shit USPS might do to it. (We love them though.) You can include a message.

  • To You: We'll send it to you in an envelope, stamped and ready to drop in the mail with your own handwritten message.

Add a random sticker for $1.00. Available with envelope shipping.

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That friend who had a baby and thinks they're the first person to ever do it.

That neighbor who just got their driver's license at 35.

That relative who won a local sports trophy and won’t stop bragging about it.

Ever feel the need to congratulate someone but with the added touch of sarcasm? This card says it all: "Congratulations, you did something lots of people do." Perfect for those moments when you want to acknowledge their achievement, but let’s be real, it's not that special. Be vague, be anonymous, skip the message, or sign your name!

Comes in three options:

  • Direct: We'll send it from us directly to your jerk, traditional postcard style. You can include a message - or not.

  • Direct in Envelope: We'll send it from us directly to your jerk in an envelope. This protects it from whatever fucked up shit USPS might do to it. (We love them though.) You can include a message.

  • To You: We'll send it to you in an envelope, stamped and ready to drop in the mail with your own handwritten message.

Add a random sticker for $1.00. Available with envelope shipping.

That friend who had a baby and thinks they're the first person to ever do it.

That neighbor who just got their driver's license at 35.

That relative who won a local sports trophy and won’t stop bragging about it.

Ever feel the need to congratulate someone but with the added touch of sarcasm? This card says it all: "Congratulations, you did something lots of people do." Perfect for those moments when you want to acknowledge their achievement, but let’s be real, it's not that special. Be vague, be anonymous, skip the message, or sign your name!

Comes in three options:

  • Direct: We'll send it from us directly to your jerk, traditional postcard style. You can include a message - or not.

  • Direct in Envelope: We'll send it from us directly to your jerk in an envelope. This protects it from whatever fucked up shit USPS might do to it. (We love them though.) You can include a message.

  • To You: We'll send it to you in an envelope, stamped and ready to drop in the mail with your own handwritten message.

Add a random sticker for $1.00. Available with envelope shipping.