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A sister who won't stop making mom cry.

An ex who keeps calling even though you've definitely moved on.

An uncle who wont stop whining about how that political party is personally victimizing him.

This card is for those special moments when you need that guy to just stop. Combine some pretty nature with the clearest fucking message: 'Can you just not?' because sometimes people need it spelled out. Be vague, be anonymous, skip the message, or sign your name!

Comes in three options:

Direct: We'll send it from us directly to your jerk, traditional postcard style. You can include a message - or not.

Direct in Envelope: We'll send it from us directly to your jerk in an envelope. This protects it from whatever fucked up shit USPS might do to it. (We love them though.) You can include a message.

To You: We'll send it to you in an envelope, stamped and ready to drop in the mail with your own handwritten message.

Add a random sticker for only $1.00. Available with envelope shipping.

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A sister who won't stop making mom cry.

An ex who keeps calling even though you've definitely moved on.

An uncle who wont stop whining about how that political party is personally victimizing him.

This card is for those special moments when you need that guy to just stop. Combine some pretty nature with the clearest fucking message: 'Can you just not?' because sometimes people need it spelled out. Be vague, be anonymous, skip the message, or sign your name!

Comes in three options:

Direct: We'll send it from us directly to your jerk, traditional postcard style. You can include a message - or not.

Direct in Envelope: We'll send it from us directly to your jerk in an envelope. This protects it from whatever fucked up shit USPS might do to it. (We love them though.) You can include a message.

To You: We'll send it to you in an envelope, stamped and ready to drop in the mail with your own handwritten message.

Add a random sticker for only $1.00. Available with envelope shipping.

A sister who won't stop making mom cry.

An ex who keeps calling even though you've definitely moved on.

An uncle who wont stop whining about how that political party is personally victimizing him.

This card is for those special moments when you need that guy to just stop. Combine some pretty nature with the clearest fucking message: 'Can you just not?' because sometimes people need it spelled out. Be vague, be anonymous, skip the message, or sign your name!

Comes in three options:

Direct: We'll send it from us directly to your jerk, traditional postcard style. You can include a message - or not.

Direct in Envelope: We'll send it from us directly to your jerk in an envelope. This protects it from whatever fucked up shit USPS might do to it. (We love them though.) You can include a message.

To You: We'll send it to you in an envelope, stamped and ready to drop in the mail with your own handwritten message.

Add a random sticker for only $1.00. Available with envelope shipping.